I just woke up from a crazy dream.
I was playing the role of a berserk android who had just jumped over an insanely high balcony to avoid detection and prosecution from the company I was infiltrating.
Then I found myself at a Radiohead concert where the people in front of me were being quite rude, talking and being tall and such. I then took a special flying umbrella (think cyborg Mary Poppins-style) and went flying over the crowd.
Radiohead personally took charge of their concert and chased me, but I ended up weaseling my way out of trouble by chit-chatting with the band about special types of water faucets.
So as it turns out, I’ve always been a bit paranoid, and I guess I am an android.